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I love a good pun

2012-02-04T03:44:00.000-07:00

A wonderful thought from Erma

2012-02-03T14:59:00.000-07:00

ebww Bombeck Workshop

"As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her."

posted by ebww (Bombeck workshp) on Twitter

"You had me at proper grammar"

2012-02-03T13:00:00.000-07:00

The 8 Easiest languages for English speakers to learn

2012-02-02T03:12:00.000-07:00

from http://www.onlinecollege.org

The 8 Easiest Languages for English Speakers to Learn

On an increasingly international planet, multilingualism is fast becoming a desired trait in employees, meaning today's college students enjoy an advantage if their degree plansrequire a second (or even third!) language. English speakers in America particularly find this possibility challenging, as far too many schools downplay the importance of learning to speak something additional. Fortunately, those who feel as if the system failed them in this regard can still pick up a foreign language relatively quickly. The following, ranked as Category I by the Foreign Service Institute but listed in no particular order, offer up comparatively easy starting points. Starting points which might very well prove useful for more than touristic reasons!

Romanian: Strangely enough, the Foreign Service Institute does not rank German as one of the easiest second languages for native English speakers. Romanian, a Latin Romance derivative with heavy Slavic overtones, is labeled as one of the simplest. It preserves many of the same grammatical elements of its forebear because of its comparatively isolated evolution. FSI places Romanian in Category I, meaning it should take 23 to 24 weeks – or 575 to 600 hours – to attain proficiency.
French: Like Romanian – not to mention every other language listed here – FSI considers French a Category I pursuit. Hailing from the Romance family, it loaned so many vocabulary words to English that native speakers probably won't struggle as much as they would with something far less linguistically prominent. The French government itself regulates the language, so the grammar and spelling rules are far more rigid than most others. Actually, they haven't strayed too far from the original Latin, so anyone with a familiarity with the dead tongue probably won't struggle too much with their lessons.
Spanish: With Spanish becoming more and more ingrained into everyday American life, United States citizens are lucky it's labeled as one of the easiest for English speakers to pick up. FSI places it in Category I because of its straightforward sounds and grammar system. Seeing as how this Romance language contributed so many everyday words to the seemingly ubiquitous Germanic offshoot, classes will likely prove relatively painless. Do keep in mind that Latin American and European Spanish do sport some differences, so make sure to find lessons fitting proper regional or business needs.
Italian: Italian, French, Romanian, and Spanish aren't the same thing, of course, but knowing one means nominally comprehending the basics of the other. A not-insignificant chunk of English vocabulary comes directly from Italian's Latin Romance roots, making it an easy enough start for anyone looking to pick up a second language. It's especially breezy for native English speakers who already hold a proficiency in others from the same family. Funny enough, despite its famous relationship with Catalan, Italian is actually 89% lexicographically similar to French, as opposed to 87% to the Spanish dialect.
Dutch: Seeing as how Dutch comes from a West Germanic lineage, it makes perfect sense that native English speakers would take to the language pretty swiftly. In fact, over time it has started absorbing more and more vocabulary words from English, so the two already resemble one another somewhat. According to FSI, some of the inflections are identical as well, though Dutch still holds more in common with its ancestor than its cousin. Afrikaans, a Dutch offshoot spoken in South Africa, is also considered a Category I language.
Norwegian: As with Swedish, this Scandinavian tongue started out as a Germanic-Norse hybridization before gradually morphing into its own – so of course it's considered an ideal second language for native English speakers. Many of its words are actually borrowed from English, though the grammar structure hews more closely to German and Old Norse. Newcomers might face difficulty with the fact that, unlike French (from which it also borrows) and other similar languages, Norwegian isn't nearly as standardized.
Swedish: Another blend of Germanic and Norse, Swedish holds more in common with Dutch and Norwegian than English, but that doesn't compromise its Category I status with the FSI. Because of its complex vocabulary and grammatical structure, those for whom English is the primary language might stumble a bit at first. Though, like its linguistic neighbors, many English words have wormed their way into the Swedish lexicon.
Portuguese: Portuguese as spoken in Portugal and Portuguese as spoken in Brazil do depart from one another, so figure out which classes focus on which dialect before forming any commitments. Being a Romance language means inevitable overlaps with French, Spanish, Italian, and Romanian, though it involves more vowel sounds than all of these. As of late, Portuguese has absorbed a goodly amount of English words, though it does also borrow liberally from other Romance tongues.
source: http://www.onlinecollege.org/2012/01/29/the-8-easiest-languages-for-english-speakers-to-learn/
The folks at onlinecollege.org shared this with me. They have perfect timing, as I'm headed for Finland as I write - - well, as this is posted. You'll notice Finnish is not on the list.

Book Review: Be Successful in School - - - A great stocking stuffer for students!

2012-01-30T07:50:00.000-07:00

Be Successful in School

A Student’s Guide for Junior High and High School

Tyler Matthew Ricks and Marie Calder Ricks

My parents each had about a year of college before World War 11 interrupted their plans. Later in life they went back to college with my two older sisters, and both earned master’s degrees. I could see first-hand how hard they worked to achieve their educational goals and I was very proud of them for never giving up, even though both worked full-time and went to school part-time. I was in junior high at the time, the only child left at home, so I heard a steady diet of higher education conversation at the table every night. There was no question about college for me. The only questions were where I would go, what scholarships and financial aid I could earn, and what my field would be.

My three sons tell me that college was never a question for them, just as it never was for me. I’m thrilled that they have earned twelve higher education degrees (three associate’s, four bachelor’s, four and a half master’s degrees, and an M.D.) among the three of them, with at least one more master’s in process, so I’d have to say our example and encouragement plus their natural gifts and a lot of hard work and student loans helped them get there. However, I think the whole process it would have been a little simpler if we’d all had this handy manual to guide us through those challenging junior high and high school years.

In Be Successful in School by Tyler and Marie Ricks, this dynamic mother-son duo cover what it takes to be successful in secondary school. Chapter headings include Life after Graduation, Why You’re Doing All of This, How to Believe in Yourself, How to Get A’s All the Time, How to Smart Without Being a Nerd, Extracurricular Activities, How to Pass Any Test, What Equipment to Bring, Having a Good Home Environment, Hobbies that Help in School, How to Deal with Adults, When You Mess Up, How to Deal with Teachers, Preparing for Graduation, How To Have Fun.

“Truly successful students find their own way in school,” Tyler writes. “They think, analyze, and form goals that will help them accomplish what they need to gain in their own environment . . . A great man once said it was amazing what people will do to not think. Thinking is one of the hardest activities you can participate in. Many students try to find an easy way through school by trying to never think about their own potential success.”

Tyler is more than qualified to pen a book on being a successful student, as he is one himself. When the book went to press this award-winning student was pursuing an advanced degree in animation. He comes from a multi-talented family of four sons. His mother, Marie, is a professional organizer who has a website, and it is truly wonderful. Spending time there is well worth the investment. Visit her at http://houseoforder.com . One of my favorite downloads is the Twenty-Year Map Form “to plan out your family’s goals, activities, and potential accomplishments. It will help you get a pacing and a head’s up about what you can expect in the future. Then, you can plan accordingly.” In other words, think bucket list, and then think of a twenty-year bucket list. Just imagine the focus you could have developed if you’d had this chart twenty years ago! It’s only natural that Marie and her son would focus on success in school as part of an organized, successful life.

Organized people save time and effort. Organization reduces stress. (Think of the time we’ve wasted searching for lost items, etc.!) Good organizational habits are very important for students to learn. This book also encourages students to think of future accomplishments and goals that can be accomplished by learning to be successful students now.

On Marie’s website there are many more free and useful charts and calendars, etc. for free download. Marie’s publications include:The Children You Want with the Kids You Have, House of Order Handbook, Organized For a Mission, a Guide for Parents and Missionaries, Organize As You Go, Project Organization, Master Menu Cookbook, and Be Successful in School, A Student Guide for Junior High and High School.

I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Marie, and she generously shares her unique gifts for organization and personal and home management through workshops, publications, her website, publications, and radio and television appearances. She is always developing new and creative approaches to a rich and satisfying lifestyle. I cannot recommend her website or books highly enough.

Tuck a copy of Be Successful in School in your student’s Christmas stocking this year. They'll appreciate it.

Be Successful in School, A Student’s Guide for Junior High School and High School
By Tyler Matthew Ricks and Marie Calder Ricks

Pages: 163

Price: $14.95
©2010 Tyler Matthew Ricks
Publisher: Marie Calder Ricks
ISBN 13: 978-0-9788579-5-0

Words we learned in 2011

2012-01-27T20:23:00.000-07:00

10 Words We Learned in 2011

By Danielle Kurtzleben | US News – Thu, Dec 22, 2011 11:36 AM EST

Americans who resolved to improve their vocabularies in 2011 can take heart. It was almost impossible to pay attention to the news this year without learning a new word or phrase, or perhaps learning new definitions for old standbys. To celebrate the new knowledge we all acquired in 2011, here is a list of 10 words that entered the national lexicon or gained new significance over the last year.

Supercommittee (noun)

Origin: U.S. debt ceiling crisis

1. Colloquial term for Congress' Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction, formed to forge bipartisan agreement around the debt-ceiling crisis. 2. Sometimes used ironically; given the committee's ultimate failure, "super" suddenly seemed like an unfortunate misnomer.

[See the latest political cartoons.]

Rapture (noun)

Origin: from Latin raptus; recent notable usage: Harold Camping

1. According to some Christian theology, the time during the second coming of Christ when the faithful will ascend to heaven. 2. An event that failed to happen in 2011, causing a big disappointment for Harold Camping and his followers.

Cone of Uncertainty (noun)

Origin: Countless forecasters during Hurricane Irene

1. The cone-shaped swath representing the breadth of possible paths that Hurricane Irene might have taken during her trip up the East Coast in August. 2. A reason to buy all of the bottled water at the grocery store. And Target. And the corner store. And the sidewalk vendors.

Endgame (noun)

First known usage: 1881; recent notable usage: countless news articles about the Europe sovereign debt crisis.

1. The final actions in a larger process. 2. The eagerly-awaited roadmap for how the European sovereign debt crisis will play out, thus allowing the rest of the world to breathe easily again.

[See the Best Pictures of 2011.]

Bunga bunga (noun)

Origin: Italy

1. A phrase of indeterminate origin and meaning, often used in reference to the sexual exploits of Silvio Berlusconi, former prime minister of Italy. 2. Just one way in which Berlusconi embarrassed many Italians (see also Berlusconi's definition of "Tanned").

Tebow (verb)

Origin: Denver Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow's high propensity for praying midgame.

1. According to tebowing.com, a website that celebrates the practice, to "Tebow" is "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different." 2. An Internet craze that explains all of those awkward-looking photos you see people taking everywhere.

Gunwalking (gerund)

Origin: Operation Fast and Furious

1. A law-enforcement tactic in which U.S. officials allow guns to "walk" across the border into Mexico in order to better identify arms traffickers working for Mexican drug cartels. 2. With the current scrutiny into Operation Fast and Furious, potentially the biggest embarrassment to date for Attorney General Eric Holder.

Human microphone (noun)

Origin: protests in the 1980s and 1990s; gained new prominence during Occupy Wall Street, Zuccotti Park, New York City

1. A method of communicating. 1. A METHOD OF COMMUNICATING. 2. To a large audience. 2. TO A LARGE AUDIENCE. 3. When the police won't let you. 3. WHEN THE POLICE WON'T LET YOU. 4. Use megaphones and microphones. 4. USE MEGAPHONES AND MICROPHONES.

"Oops." (interjection)

First known usage: 1933; recent notable usage: Rick Perry

1. Expression typically expressing dismay or an apology, often at a mistake. 2. The sound of one of the biggest presidential debate gaffes ever.

[See pictures of the 2012 GOP candidates.]

Ubeki-beki-beki-stan-stan (noun)

Origin: Herman Cain

1. A mangled but intentional mispronunciation of one of central Asia's "-stan" countries, presumably Uzbekistan. 2. A way of illustrating to one's voting base that one's lack of depth on foreign affairs may indeed be a selling point.

The angel chorus

2012-01-27T05:51:00.000-07:00

THE ANGEL CHORUS:

When at night I go to sleep,

Fourteen angels watch do keep.

Two my head are guarding.

Two my feet are guiding
Two are at my right hand.

Two are at my left hand.

Two who warmly cover.

Two who o'er me hover.

Two to whom 'tis given

To guide my steps to Heaven.

This picture is about two years old. It's one of my favorites,

and this song has been playing in my head since I posted a picture of

Hansel and Gretel last week.

The Angel Chorus is from the opera "Hansel and Gretel"
by Engelbert Humperdink.

Rosemarie Urquico: Date a girl who reads

2012-01-23T15:29:00.000-07:00

Date agirl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes.She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girlwho has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since shewas twelve.

Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she doesbecause she will always have an unread book in her bag. She’s the one lovinglylooking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out whenshe finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of anold book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resistsmelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.

She’s the girl reading while waiting in thatcoffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairycreamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in aworld of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as mostgirls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.

Buy her another cup of coffee.

Let her know what you really think of Murakami.See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if shesays she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to soundintelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give herbooks for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the giftof words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let herknow that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows thedifference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make herlife a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.

She has to give it a shot somehow.

Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she willunderstand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value,nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.

Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows thatfailure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that allthings will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can beginagain and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain ortwo.

Why be frightened of everything that you arenot? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except inthe Twilight series.

If you find a girl who reads, keep her close.When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, makeher a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but shewill always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book arereal, because for a while, they always are.

You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or duringa rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.

You will smile so hard you will wonder why yourheart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write thestory of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. Shewill introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the sameday. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will reciteKeats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

Date a girl who reads because you deserve it.You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If youcan only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, thenyou’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date agirl who reads.

Or better yet, date a girl who writes.

Rosemarie Urquico

http://nonamerah.wordpress.com/201

Autobrainography on front page of Toronto Star

2012-01-21T00:22:00.000-07:00

Book Review

Ricky Tsang’s book is a journey into a brilliant mind: thereader will find humor (dark/bawdy and/or hilarious), love, tenderness, truthand fantasy within its pages.

Diagnosed with Duchenne’s Muscular Dystrophy at age seven,Ricky has witnessed the gradual wasting of his muscles as a result of thiscruel, incurable disease. When he lost of the use of his hands, he turned towriting (with the aid of his computer) to express himself. This book is aresult of several years of posts on his popular blog.

I enjoyed his original and creative style, and because ofhis humor and sense of the ridiculous, the reader does not read about his lifewith pity but with interest and respect. Though many of his essays arephilosophical or humorous, an occasional mention of incompetent nurses (on whomhe must depend for every physical need) illustrates the fragility of his dailyexistence. He finds daily support from his dedicated family, of whom he writeswith great love and admiration.

He also writes with great tenderness of love, especiallyromantic love, and criticizes our cultural obsession with beauty; in a seriesof essays dedicated to women of every nationality and culture, he expounds upontheir particular qualities that he finds beautiful and encourages them tocelebrate these features, while expressing his great admiration for them.

This is a touching and intriguing book; no one label candescribe this multifaceted look into the genius of Ricky Tsang’s mind. I hopehe continues to blog and publish, as his is a most original voice.

You can read an article about Ricky on the front page of The Toronto Star: www.thestar.com/living Saturday January 21, 2012

And you can visit him on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DearRicky
Ricky's website: http://www.rickytsang.ca/

2012-01-17T09:27:00.000-07:00

From BookMovement

Top Ten List

1. The Hunger Games-Suzanne Collins

2. Unbroken-Laura Hillenbrand

3. The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks-Rebecca Skloot

4. The Paris Wife-Paula McLain

5. Cutting for Stone-Abraham Verghese

6. Sarah's Key-Tatiana de Rosnay

7. The Language of Flowers-Vanessa Diffenbaugh

8. The Kitchen House-Kathleen Grissom

9. Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet-Jamie Ford

10. Major Pettigrew's Last Stand-Helen Simonson

read 'em and weep

2012-01-12T12:00:00.000-07:00

"Blood and gore eventually make the audience gag; sobbing and moaning eventually earn the audience's laughter or contempt. On the other hand, if you make us understand how intensely the character loved before losing the loved one, or trusted before being betrayed, then his grief will have far greater power, even if you show it with great economy. If you show a character coping with her pain or grief, refusing to succumb to it, then readers will wince or weep for her. Another rule of thumb: If your characters cry, your readers won't have to; if your characters have good reason to cry, and don't, your readers will do the weeping."

- - - Orson Scott Card, Character and Viewpoint, p. 70

Great quote from Stephen King

2012-01-09T12:44:00.000-07:00

. . . By understanding how real speech works—with its half-spoken phrases, false starts, interruptions, and misdirection--you can begin to play dialogue like an instrument. Sometimes your characters may speak without listening, with interesting possibilities for plot. Or maybe someone is enraged, her words saying one thing, but her tone revealing another. Or another character may barely know what he feels or means, and you might make him inarticulate on purpose. The results can be either comic or tragic. Either way, let your dialogue reveal character and advance the plot.

all for the want of a comma . . .

2012-01-05T09:54:00.002-07:00

Words she wouldn't miss

2012-01-04T08:07:00.002-07:00

source of quote: copywriters power word list

Writer Pam Williams has an exceptional vocabulary. For a moment I was going to use the word "incredible", but I think that's one of those words that has earned a well-deserved rest.

With Pam's permission, I decided to use her comments as a guest post.

And I adore malaprops. Here's a little history on them from Wikipedia: The word malapropos is an adjective or adverb meaning "inappropriate" or "inappropriately", derived from the French phrase mal à propos (literally "ill-suited").^[2] The earliest English usage of the word cited in the Oxford English Dictionary is from 1630. Malaprop used in the linguistic sense was first used by Lord Byron in 1814 according to the OED.

The terms malapropism and the earlier variant malaprop come from Richard Brinsley Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals, and in particular the character Mrs. Malaprop. Sheridan presumably named his character Mrs. Malaprop, who frequently misspoke (to great comic effect), in joking reference to the word malapropos.

The alternative term "Dogberryism" comes from the 1598 Shakespearean play Much Ado About Nothing, in which the character Dogberry produces many malapropisms with humorous effect.^[3]

Here are Pam's thoughts:

Some popular buzz words have come and gone before I pick up on the trend, although I agree with the ones you listed which should be released with a vote of thanks. They're definitely on the way out of fashion. In my novel I have a teenage subplot, and I saved at least a dozen pages by NOT having them say "like" and "ya know" every other word, as we hear in real life. It makes them far more interesting people. Most of my language complaints would be about journalists--oil-rich country, hammer out an agreement--and the cliches that unimaginative writers depend on.

My mother had a genius for using cliches, but she was so funny we forgave her. I love malaprops. A character in my book is the malaprop queen, but much to my dismay, very few people know what a malaprop is, not even the critique group reading that novel. It means using a wrong word that sounds like the right word, with unintended humorous effect. For example, the character says the chicken dish she ate must have been laminated in honey and soy sauce, when she means marinated. I think that's dang funny. She tells someone she's glad they found their glitch in life when she means niche. In fact, a friend of mine read through a manuscript of the book and corrected all the intended malaprops, which was in itself wildly funny.

A comedian years ago based his whole act on malaprops--and got a standing ovulation. So I'd say fad words come because people are charmed by them, stay long enough to become cliches (before I get in on the trend), and go when people get tired of them and something else more charming comes along. Cliches and buzz words should challenge writers to be more original with our flexible language. This is not turning out to be the long list you thought I'd have, but I'm more offended by badly written, boring language, and there's not space here to list all the cliches.

You can visit Pam here: http://pamwrite.blogspot.com/

Words that need a rest

2012-01-03T10:15:00.001-07:00

This time of year, I'm always reminded of a musician friend's comment about Handel's "Messiah:" "They should just bury it for a hundred years and then dig it up and evaluate it." I've never felt that way about the "Messiah" - in fact, I love it - but there are some overused words I wouldn't miss if they were buried for a while. Here are a few that come to mind. Please feel free to add to the list:

boo-yah! (is that how you spell it?)
amazing
icon
instant classic (OK, two words)
to "grow" anything that isn't in the plant world, such as a business.
From JoLynne L: Woot, LOL and ninja. Excellent suggestions.
and that reminds me: guru

You can also submit your suggestions to Lake Superior University, which issues an annual list of "banned words." http://www.lssu.edu/banished/submit_word.php

I live in a valley of heroes

2012-01-01T19:15:00.000-07:00

The 20 Most Controversial Rules in the Grammar World | Online College Tips - Online Colleges

2011-12-20T09:57:00.001-07:00

The 20 Most Controversial Rules in the Grammar World

Like anything else involving stringent rules and regulations, grammar harbors a hefty share of obsessive fanboys and fangirls who enjoy debating its ins, outs, and other various quirks. So of course controversies break out in academia, the media, and even intimate conversations between friends. Here are a few of the ones that churn stomachs and angry up the blood, in no particular order.

THE OXFORD COMMA
Debates regarding whether the Oxford comma should keep on being used are comparable to those about the death penalty and/or abortion. Seriously. Most grammarians have an opinion on the subject, and their opinion is always right and never wrong ever and also they will use and insistent voice when relaying it.
THE PRONUNCIATION OF "CONTROVERSIAL"
Go figure. Americans stand divided over whether to pronounce it "con-truh-VUR-see-yul" or "con-truh-VUR-shal." You don't even have to hop a plane across the pond to take part in the battle. Funny enough, Merriam-Webster's and The American Heritage Dictionary acknowledge both pronunciations. So now that a definitive answer exists, it's time to get back to arguing about whether to call it soda, pop, or coke.
DOUBLE NEGATIVES
Although grammatically correct, debates regarding the permissibility of double negatives keep flaring up from time to time. Talks apparently originated when linguists pondered acceptance of the often controversial African-American Vernacular English, within which the grammar tweak is quite common. Unsurprisingly, these debates inherently come saddled with some rather unfortunate overtones.
"IRREGARDLESS"
"Irregardless" appears in at least three different official dictionaries, though all of them admit it's not exactly formal. More traditional grammar aficionados don't think the word deserves to move beyond its slang origins, while others think it's about time the rule-makers acknowledge the evolution.
ENDING SENTENCES WITH PREPOSITIONS
Here's one the grammarians out there just can't get enough of. Ending sentences with prepositions isn't actually incorrect, but teacher's gonna teach. The myth circulates so widely, English speakers argue the rule's veracity constantly despite the clear-cut answer.
"HANGED" VS. "HUNG"
Perhaps not as controversial as some of the other grammar rules presented here, people still mix up — and sometimes argue — over what situations require "hung" and which ones require "hanged." The latter works when describing executions and suicide, while the former works pretty much anywhere else.
LIKE AS A CONJUNCTION
Winston Cigarettes unintentionally ignited a pretty nasty grammatical furor back in 1954 with its use of like as a conjunction. Slogan "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should" was once considered so egregious, many broadcasters (such as Walter Cronkite) refused to even read it on air. Further outrage ensued when dictionaries acknowledged that the company was not committing any grammatical error, even touting it as an example of proper conjunction usage. Suffice it to say, this isn't exactly much of a controversy these days.
"GOOD" VS. "WELL"
Feel like setting off an unabashed grammar geek? Mix up "good" and "well" when talking health and happiness. Although not a major controversy splitting the linguistic community, confusing the two will undoubtedly set off a minor mental explosion within individuals.
TEXT/INTERNET SPEAK
Traditional grammarians consider Internet and text speak a portent of irreversible vernacular doom. Whether abbreviations, acronyms, the remaining shreds of 1337 5P34|<, or overusing punctuation and emoticons, its seepage into assignments and everyday conversations boils many a language buff's blood. That's evidenced by the fact that slow news days inevitably cover their bubbling rage.
STARTING SENTENCES WITH "HOWEVER"
Strunk & White loyalists pooh-pooh the thought of beginning a sentence with "however" when one really means "nevertheless." Everyone else just thinks them a bit outdated.
STARTING SENTENCES WITH "BUT" OR "AND"
Like their "however" counterpart, "but" and "and" are actually perfectly acceptable ways to start a new sentence. Not every sentence, of course, but some flow even better when launched with a conjunction. Once again, detractors detract simply because of tradition.
GENDER-NEUTRAL PRONOUNS
English only involves one gender-neutral pronoun: "it," and many in the genderqueer community find the word either insulting or inaccurate. These individuals oftentimes create their own unique alternatives, though none have obviously entered the mainstream vernacular yet. In order to accommodate their desires, however, a gender-neutral pronoun needs eventual inclusion, which will prove a massive boon to LGBT equality and acceptance.
SPLIT INFINITIVES
Yet another grammar rule students frequently find smashed into their heads that doesn't actually exist. Or, rather, its existence is rather dubious. Split infinitives jam an adverb between an unmarked verb and preposition — and they're perfectly acceptable. Just don't tell the teachers whose notes tell them otherwise, OK?
PASSIVE VOICE
Hit up grammar forums across the Internet and witness the numerous hoards defending passive voice. While technically grammatically sound, many writers think stigmatizing its usage compromises experimenting with the language.
PUNCTUATION INSIDE QUOTATION MARKS
Depending on the English-speaking nation, punctuation marks either go inside quotation marks (America) or outside (pretty much everywhere else). Considering the fact that this debate wages on an international scale, no further explanation is really needed.
POSSESSIVE APOSTROPHES ON WORDS THAT END IN 'S'
Not every controversial grammar rule out there can brag that it managed to inspire legislation. In 2007, the Arkansas house voted to officially denote possessives as "Arkansas's" as opposed to the more standard "Arkansas.'" Needless to say, this not-at-all-arbitrary act drew its fair share of hissing from grammar purists offended by their apparent affront.
"E-MAIL" VS. "EMAIL"
So yeah. After years of pressure, the AP Stylebookdeclared that "e-mail" should now be written as "email." And with that came the biggest controversy involving a hyphen since Mariner I. Because nothing in life is more serious than the correct abbreviation of "electronic mail."
UNIVERSAL GRAMMAR RULES
With a name like that, how could this theory whip up anything but arguments? Usually attributed to influential linguist Noam Chomsky, the idea of universal grammar rules involve the cognition behind language structures. Its core concept posits that something in every human brain dictates grammar rules, meaning some elements remain static across even vastly different speakers.
THE FACT THAT THERE ARE DIFFERENT KINDS OF DASHES
Aside from the hyphen, most non-professionals (and probably even some professionals) don't know when to use each one. They kind of all look the same when one reads rather than copy edits — a phenomenon which, of course, detractors will constantly note.
"WHO" VS. "WHOM"
Even more than "good" and "well," misusing "who" and "whom" is guaranteed to set a grammarian's sphincter on fire. "Whom" comes into play as the object of a preposition or the objective case, while "who" is a subjective pronoun. But they don't have to know you know.

rsial Rules in the Grammar World | Online College Tips - Online Colleges

Book Review: The Santa Exclusive by Brent Boswell

2011-12-14T12:59:00.000-07:00

Review of The Santa Exclusive, a Christmas novella, by Brent Boswell

Life has gone downhill since veteran journalist Ran Anderson won a Pulitzer prize. Thirty-something, the town’s most eligible bachelor and alcoholic, he’s started to phone in his stories. In addition, he has a grudge about all things Christmas and believes it’s the cause of great fiscal irresponsibility and does nothing at all for global concerns – the tragedies we hear about every day. Then Ran is invited to conduct and up-front and personal interview with Santa himself, and he jumps at the chance. He’s got plenty of “gotcha” questions for Santa, but before he can ask many of them, he gets a glimpse into Santa’s world and Santa turns the tables on him. A feeling of dread overcomes Ran and he wonders if he’s going to see three ghosts . . . but Santa reassures him he’s not part of a Dickens tale. “You needed a healing - - - a miracle, actually,” he tells Ran. And after their conversation Ran concludes the interview with a new mindset about humanity- - and the responsibilities of being human. The Santa Exclusive by Brent Boswell is an engaging tale of humanity and hope that doesn’t get too sentimental in the telling.

You can find The Santa Exclusive at amazon.com

Jingle Bells Hallelujah Chorus - hilarious

2011-12-14T10:47:00.005-07:00

The pictures tell the story . . .

2011-12-11T12:41:00.001-07:00

Kindergarten and 2nd grade

Happy birthday, BJ!

2011-12-10T13:05:00.000-07:00

With love from Chevy and all the rest of the J's

Book Review: Ridiculous: An Autobrainography

2011-12-08T13:57:00.000-07:00

Ridiculous: Ricky Tsang

Ricky Tsang’s book is a journey into a brilliant mind: the reader will find humor (dark/bawdy and/or hilarious), love, tenderness, truth and fantasy within its pages.

Diagnosed with Duchenne’s Muscular Dystrophy at age seven, Ricky has witnessed the gradual wasting of his muscles as a result of this cruel, incurable disease. When he lost of the use of his hands, he turned to writing (with the aid of his computer) to express himself. This book is a result of several years of posts on his popular blog.

I enjoyed his original and creative style, and because of his humor and sense of the ridiculous, the reader does not read about his life with pity but with interest and respect. Though many of his essays are philosophical or humorous, an occasional mention of incompetent nurses (on whom he must depend for every physical need) illustrates the fragility of his daily existence. He finds daily support from his dedicated family, of whom he writes with great love and admiration.

He also writes with great tenderness of love, especially romantic love, and criticizes our cultural obsession with beauty; in a series of essays dedicated to women of every nationality and culture, he expounds upon their particular qualities that he finds beautiful and encourages them to celebrate these features, while expressing his great admiration for them.

This is a touching and intriguing book; no one label can describe this multifaceted look into the genius of Ricky Tsang’s mind. I hope he continues to blog and publish, as his is a most original voice.

I've since had this rewarding correspondence with Ricky. Somedays it just pays to review books once in a while!

Ricky Tsang

November 23

Ricky Tsang

o Hi Ms. Jensen,

This is Ricky Tsang. You reviewed my book, Ridiculous, and posted it this morning. I hope you don't mind my messaging you, but I want to thank you for your wonderful critique of my book. It's really encouraging that an award winning writer actually thinks good of my literary style. I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you again.

Ricky

November 23

Ricky Tsang

o And Happy Thanksgiving! I'm Canadian. I forgot. (:

Yesterday

Janet Jensen

o Ricky, wonderful to hear from you! I'm so pleased you liked my review. Keep writing!

16 minutes ago

Ricky Tsang

o Oh, I LOVE your review. You hit the nail on its head, and my friends and family agree. I particularly love the fact that you understand I'm not looking for pity, but mutual respect for who I am.

Do you mind if I borrow your picture for my website? I'm going to feature your review on the front page soon.

By the way, great news! The Toronto Star, the largest newspaper in all of Canada, is writing an article about my story and book. It should be published right before Christmas. I’m super excited!

And about a month ago, I recorded my music at a professional studio and they’re published online now. However, I also showed the songs we recorded during my Monday interview to the reporter. He was so impressed that he’s going put my music on their website. I’m going national!

If you want to listen to and watch them, here’s the link:http://www.rickytsang.ca/multimedia/music/

Ricky Tsang | Multimedia | Music

www.rickytsang.ca

Music written and composed by Ricky Tsang.

· a few seconds ago

Janet Jensen

o That's wonderful, Ricky! I'll be excited to hear your music. I'd be tickled to have you feature my review and picture on your website. Let me know when you do so I can link to it. BTW, I was so impressed with what you wrote about your family.

#2 son is interviewed about teacher certification program he's taking . . . .

2011-12-08T10:13:00.000-07:00

Silent Halau Monks of New Hope Oahu in "Hallelujah" for Simply Jesus Co...

2011-12-08T09:48:00.000-07:00

Holiday Christmas Music Flash Mob of the American Festival Chorus

2011-12-06T16:27:00.001-07:00

This happened right here in Cache Valley - our own Utah Festival Chorus and Orchestra (she brags)

A reminder to power down at the end of the day . . . . .

2011-12-03T18:35:00.001-07:00

More jello haikus - and then I'll quit

2011-12-02T11:01:00.000-07:00

Somehow, Jello, and especially green Jello, is associated with Utah, which appears to be in the geographical "Jello belt." The green Jello 2002 Olympic pin was the most coveted of them all. I think the media just needed something to talk about during the 2002 Olympics - Polygamy (they couldn't find any polygamists), green Jello and fry sauce. Not together. Blech.

Here are two more Jello haikus, and I promise I won't post any more until next year.

Hail to thee, Jello

Biodegradable treat

That's right - Utah's green.

Baby's first Jello

Cool, slippery, surprising

Pampers - the new green

Advice from Twain and a pen name

2011-12-02T10:56:00.000-07:00

In response to news that he had died, he sent the following note to Associated Press: "The report of my death was an exaggeration." Trivia buffs: Prior to adopting Mark Twain as his pen name, Clemens wrote under the pen name Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass.

~~~

"Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it."

-- Mark Twain

Happy Birthday to Mark Twain!

2011-11-29T22:17:00.000-07:00

Still looking good and keeping me laughing at 167 years.

It started with jello . . .

2011-11-26T00:24:00.007-07:00

My mother used to make this salad, and she served it on her pink "button and bow" Depression Glass plate, just like the one above. She'd add nuts to anything she could, so I recall walnuts in this salad.

The Salt Lake Tribune started all this. They have an annual haiku contest on the topic of jello. Since none of MY entries won, I thought I'd share some here.

Thanksgiving staple

On Grandma's pink glass platter

Nuts, pineapple, bliss.

And here is the recipe:

CARROT - PINEAPPLE SALAD

1 c. boiling water
3 oz. pkg. orange Jello
1/2 c. cold water
1/8 tsp. salt
1 can crushed pineapple in syrup, undrained (8 oz.)
1 c. shredded carrots

Pour boiling water on Jello. Stir until Jello is dissolved. Stir in cold water, salt and pineapple. Refrigerate until slightly thickened. Stir in carrots. Pour into glass bowl or 3 cup mold. Refrigerate until firm. Garnish with salad greens if desired.

source: Cooks.com

My mother would have been 88 today. I'm enjoying the memories.

Lorene Ethel Miller Craner

Book Review: The Assassination of Governor Boggs

2011-11-21T21:22:00.002-07:00

This is part of a blog tour. Leave a comment and you may win a free book!

Book Review: The Assassination of Governor Boggs by Rod Miller

Twenty-five years after the attempted assassination of Governor Lilburn Boggs, an outspoken opponent of the early Mormons, his son wants to know who the shooter was. The fact that the governor survived the four bullets that tore through his skull is remarkable; he lived another eighteen years, evidently with his wits intact.

William Boggs of Napa, California hires Pinkerton detective and Civil War veteran Calvin Pogue to find the answer, once and for all: who shot his father? Pogue takes the cold case and literally follows its trail from Missouri to Utah, interviewing anyone he can find who knows about the incident, including Brigham Young himself, and ending with Porter Rockwell, the fear-inspiring former bodyguard of both Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. Rockwell is also known as a renowed sharpshooter and drinker. Illiterate and a survivalist who could handle horses and cattle with ease, the loyal Rockwell was always considered the chief suspect but was never charged with the crime.

Brigham Young states that in his his opinion Rockwell's innocence is "a certainty- if only, for no other reason, that Boggs survived. Had Port fired the shot, that would not have been the case."

After exhaustive research and interviews Pogue concludes: "When confronted about the attempted killing by this investigator, Rockwell, as is his wont, neither admitted nor denied it directly. Instead he beat around the bush with vague declarations."

Rockwell sums it up this way: "I never killed that man. And if ever I'd had the chance, I'd have done it again."

The dialogue and written correspondence sound true to the times. Each character has a distinctive voice, and the historical notes and rich description draw the reader into the story immediately. The sly humor also catches the reader off guard in this lively historical novel.

A bibliography would be helpful so readers can find actual accounts and articles about this still-unsolved historical mystery.

At the end, most readers will still wonder "whodunnit." Which makes this book an entertaining and lively whodunnit. With a surprise at the end - --I never saw it coming!

Author Rod Miller describes himself as: poet, novelist, historian, biographer, journalist, essayist, reviewer, screenwriter." He's also an experienced rider and rodeo participant. A visit to his webpage reveals that Rod's work appears in "books and magazines, anthologies and collections, online and on the screen. From poems to stories to articles to opinion, he writes in a variety of styles for various media. His subject matter is, largely, the American West, and he writes about its people and its places, its past and its present."

· Paperback: 224 pages

· Publisher: Cedar Fort, Inc. (May 9, 2011)

· Language: English

· ISBN-10: 1599558637

Miller then

Miller now

The Assassination of Governor Boggs
by Rod Miller
Paperback: 224 pages
Publisher: Cedar Fort, Inc. (May 9, 2011)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1599558637
ISBN-13: 978-1599558639

Things you may not know about me

2011-11-05T18:36:00.001-06:00

In order to accept this award I have to tell you a few things about myself that you may not know. So here goes:

· I once convinced our youngest son that my husband and I met at Woodstock (an out-and-out-lie, but one I won’t let him forget).

· I have no sense of direction. My GPS is priceless, unless it gets mixed up, too.

· “Glee” has really grown on me!

· I’m still experiencing “Lost” withdrawl, after all this time.

· I haven’t met a bagpipe I didn’t like.

· I don’t play the bagpipe.

· My high school debate partner and I were state champs.

· My college debate partner and I weren’t.

· I’m a huge fan of 60’s folk music. Baez, Peter, Paul and Mary, Kingston Trio, Judy Collins . . .

· I’m the youngest of three girls. What did I know about raising three rowdy boys?

· Each of my three sons son wore a cast on his right thumb at some point in time for one reason or another.

· My husband’s hair is going silver, hair by hair. I think it’s gorgeous. He wants to try
Grecian Formula— you know, the hair dye for men that’s so gradual, no one will ever notice you’ve done anything to your hair.

· I was once presumed drowned when I was snorkeling and climbed back into the wrong boat. The captain of “my” boat was counting heads and heading toward a coronary when I realized I was on a boat full of strangers.

· A guilty pleasure: Watching “Toddlers and Tiaras” and yelling “Bad mom!” at the TV.

· A place I’d love to visit: The British Isles. All of them. For an extended time.

· I absolutely love living in a college town. The students are great.

· I’m a non-drinker who went on a cruise and innocently sipped on a mimosa, mistaking it for a blend of fruit juice with one flavor I just couldn’t identify until I felt all warm and giggly.

· I think Skype is a marvelous invention for grandmas.

50 influential books from Superscholar: how many of these have you read?

2011-10-12T10:37:00.001-06:00

From Super Scholar

50 Most Influential Books of the Last 50 (or so) Years

In compiling the books on this list, the editors at SuperScholar have tried to provide a window into the culture of the last 50 years. Ideally, if you read every book on this list, you will know how we got to where we are today. Not all the books on this list are “great.” The criterion for inclusion was not greatness but INFLUENCE. All the books on this list have been enormously influential.

The books we chose required some hard choices. Because influence tends to be measured in years rather than months, it’s much easier to put older books (published in the 60s and 70s) on such a list than more recent books (published in the last decade). Older books have had more time to prove themselves. Selecting the more recent books required more guesswork, betting on which would prove influential in the long run.

We also tried to keep a balance between books that everyone buys and hardly anyone reads versus books that, though not widely bought and read, are deeply transformative. The Grateful Dead and Frank Zappa never sold as many records as some of the “one-hit wonders,” but their music has transformed the industry. Influence and popularity sometimes don’t go together. We’ve tried to reflect this in our list.

1. Chinua Achebe’s Things Fall Apart (1958), as the most widely read book in contemporary African literature, focuses on the clash of colonialism, Christianity, and native African culture.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

2. Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (1979) reinvented the science fiction genre, making it at once sociologically incisive as well as funny.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

3. Robert Atkins’ Dr Atkins’s New Diet Revolution (1992, last edition 2002) launched the low-carbohydrate diet revolution, variants of which continue to be seen in numerous other diet programs.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

4. Richard Dawkins’s The God Delusion (2006), drawing on his background as an evolutionary theorist to elevate science at the expense of religion, propelled the neo-atheist movement.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

5. Allan Bloom’s The Closing of the American Mind (1987) set the tone for the questioning of political correctness and the reassertion of a “canon” of Western civilization.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

6. Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code (2003), an entertaining thriller, has been enormously influential in getting people to think that Jesus is not who Christians say he is and that Christianity is all a conspiracy.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

7. Dee Brown’s Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (1970) transformed the way we view native Americans as they lost their land, lives, and dignity to expanding white social and military pressures.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

8. Rachel Carson’s Silent Spring (1962) more than any other book helped launch the environmental movement.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

9. Noam Chomsky’s Syntactic Structures (1957), laying out his ideas of transformational grammar, revolutionized the field of linguistics and at the same time dethroned behaviorism in psychology.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

10. Stephen Covey’s Seven Habits of Highly Successful People (1989) set the standard for books on leadership and effectiveness in business.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

11. Michael Behe’s Darwin’s Black Box (1996), though roundly rejected by the scientific community, epitomizes the challenge of so-called intelligent design to evolutionary theory and has spawned an enormous literature, both pro and con.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

12. Jared Diamond’s Guns, Germs, and Steel (1997), in employing evolutionary determinism as a lens for understanding human history, reignited grand history making in the spirit Spengler and Toynbee.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

13. Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose (1980) examines, in the context of a mystery at a medieval monastery, the key themes of premodernity, modernity and postmodernity.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

14. Victor Frankl’s Man’s Search for Meaning (1962) provides a particularly effective answer to totalitarian attempts to crush the human spirit, showing how humanity can overcome horror and futility through finding meaning and purpose.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

15. Betty Friedan’s The Feminine Mystique (1963), in giving expression to the discontent women felt in being confined to the role of homemaker, helped galvanize the women’s movement.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

16. Milton Friedman’s Capitalism and Freedom (1962) argued that capitalism constitutes a necessary condition for political liberties and thus paved the way for the conservative economics of the Reagan years.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

17. Daniel Goleman’s Emotional Intelligence (1995) showed clearly how skills in dealing with and reading emotions can be even more important than the cognitive skills that are usually cited as the official reason for career advancement.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

18. Jane Goodall’s In the Shadow of Man (1971), in relating her experiences with chimpanzees in the wild, underscored the deep connection between humans and the rest of the animal world.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

19. John Gray’s Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus (1992), in highlighting and elevating the differences between men and women in their relationships, challenged the contention that gender differences are socially constructed.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

20. Alex Haley’s Roots (1976), by personalizing the tragic history of American slavery through the story of Kunta Kinte, provided a poignant challenge to racism in America.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

21. Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time (1988, updated and expanded 1998), by one of the age’s great physicists, attempts to answer the big questions of existence, not least how the universe got here.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

22. Joseph Heller’s Catch-22 (1961) etched into public consciousness a deep skepticism of bureaucracies, which in the book are portrayed as self-serving and soul-destroying.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

23. Thomas Kuhn’s The Structure of Scientific Revolutions (1962, last edition 1978) changed our view of science from a fully rational enterprise to one fraught with bias and irrational elements.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

24. Harold Kushner’s When Bad Things Happen to Good People (1981) transformed people’s view of God, exonerating God of evil by making him less than all-powerful.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

25. Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird (1960) served as prelude to the civil rights advances of the 1960s by portraying race relations from a fresh vantage—the vantage of an innocent child untainted by surrounding racism and bigotry.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

26. Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s One Hundred Years of Solitude (1967), as an example magical realism, epitomizes the renaissance in Latin American literature.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

27. Alasdair McIntyre’s After Virtue (1981, last edition 2007) is one of the 20^th century’s most important works of moral philosophy, critiquing the rationalism and irrationalism that pervade modern moral discourse.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

28. Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved (1987) provides a profound and moving reflection on the impact of American slavery.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

29. Abdul Rahman Munif’s Cities of Salt (1984-89) is a quintet of novels in Arabic focusing on the psychological, sociological, and economic impact on the Middle East of oil.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

30. Ralph Nader’s Unsafe at Any Speed> (1965), attacking car industry’s lax safety standards, not only improved the safety of cars but also mainstreamed consumer protection (we take such protections for granted now).
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

31. National Commission on Terrorist Attacks’ The 9/11 Commission Report (2004), though not the final statement on the 9/11 disaster, encapsulated the broader threat of terrorism in the new millennium.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

32. Roger Penrose’s The Emperor’s New Mind (1988) provides a sweeping view of 20^thcentury’s scientific advances while at the same time challenging the reductionism prevalent among many scientists.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

33. Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged (1957) has become a key inspiration for conservative economics in challenging entitlements and promoting unimpeded markets.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

34. John Rawls’ A Theory of Justice (1971, last edition 1999) is the most significant effort to date to resolve the problem of distributive justice and has formed the backdrop for public policy debates.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

35. J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter Series (seven volumes, 1997-2007), loved by children, panned by many literary critics, has nonetheless set the standard for contemporary children’s literature.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

36. Salman Rushdie’s The Satanic Verses (1988), which led Iran’s Ayatollah Khomeini to issue a death edict (fatwa) against Rushdie, underscored the clash between Islamic fundamentalism and Western civilization.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

37. Carl Sagan’s Cosmos (1980), based on his wildly popular PBS series by the same name, inspired widespread interest in science while promoting the idea that nothing beyond the cosmos exists.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

38. Eric Schlosser’s Fast Food Nation (2001) details the massive impact that the U.S. fast food industry has had on people’s diets not just in the U.S. but also across the globe.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

39. Amartya Sen’s Resources, Values and Development (1984, last edition 1997) develops an approach to economics that, instead of focusing on utility maximization, attempts to alleviate human suffering by redressing the poverty that results from economic mismanagement.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

40. B. F. Skinner’s Beyond Freedom and Dignity (1971) attacked free will and moral autonomy in an effort to justify the use of scientific (behavioral) methods in improving society.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

41. Aleksander Solzhenitsyn’s The Gulag Archipelago (in three volumes, 1974-78) relentlessly exposed the totalitarian oppression of the former Soviet Union and, more than any other book, was responsible for its government’s subsequent dissolution.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

42. Hernando de Soto’s The Mystery of Capitalism (2000) argues that the absence of legal infrastructure, especially as it relates to property, is the key reason that capitalism fails when it does fail.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

43. Benjamin Spock’s The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care (1946, last edition 2004) sold 50 million copies and revolutionized how Americans raise their children.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

44. Nassim Taleb’s The Black Swan (2007, last edition 2010) provides the most trenchant critique to date of the financial and monetary backdrop to the current economic crisis.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

45. Mao Tse-tung’s The Little Red Book, aka Quotations From Chairman Mao (1966) was required reading throughout China and epitomized his political and social philosophy.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

46. Rick Warren’s The Purpose Driven Life (2002), though addressed to the American evangelical culture, has crossed boundaries and even led to Warren giving the invocation at President Obama’s inauguration.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

47. James D. Watson’s The Double Helix (1969), in presenting a personal account of his discovery, with Francis Crick, of the structure of DNA, not only recounted one of the 20^th century’s greatest scientific discoveries but also showed how science, as a human enterprise, really works.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

48. E. O. Wilson’s Sociobiology (1975) challenged the idea that cultural evolution can be decoupled from biological evolution, thus engendering the fields of evolutionary psychology and evolutionary ethics.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

49. Malcolm X’s The Autobiography of Malcolm X (1965), written posthumously by Alex Haley from interviews, portrays a complex activist for human rights at a complex time in American history.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

50. Muhammad Yunus’ Banker to the Poor (1999, last edition 2007) lays out how “micro-lending” made it possible to provide credit to the poor, thereby offering a viable way to significantly diminish world poverty.
[Amazon Link] – [Wikipedia Link]

List Of Confusing Words And Homonyms

2011-08-30T14:14:00.000-06:00

From Writers Relief, a great website:

aide:(noun) an assistant

Aida: (noun) an opera and a musical

aid: (verb) to assist
aid: (noun) asistance

ade: (noun) a beverage

List Of Confusing Words And Homonyms
BY WRITERS RELIEF STAFF ON MARCH 8, 2008 ·

Below is a list of confusing words and homonyms compiled by Writer’s Relief’s expert proofreaders. Learn the differences between these commonly confused terms and phrases.

Ability OR Capacity
Ability refers to the power to do something
Capacity refers to the ability to hold or contain something

Acclamation OR Acclimation
Acclamation refers to an oral vote or praise of some kind
Acclimation refers to adapting to a new climate or environment

Adhere OR Cohere
Adhere means to stick fast, to be devoted, or to carry out a plan
Cohere means to hold together as part of the same thing

Adverse OR Averse
Adverse means difficult or unfavorable
Averse means opposed to

Bad OR Badly
Bad is an adjective describing nouns or pronouns (Joe had a bad feeling about leaving.)
Badly is an adverb (I think he paints very badly.)

Because of OR Due to
Because of refers to cause and effect
Due to should be used with a linking verb (are, was, is, etc.)

Callous OR Callus
Callous refers to having an unfeeling attitude
Callus refers to a thickening or hardening of the skin

Hoard OR Horde
Hoard refers to a hidden find or cache
Horde refers to a crowd or throng

Liable, Libel, Lible, OR Slander
Liable means legally responsible or likely
Libel is damaging someone’s reputation in print or other media
Lible is not a word
Slander is an oral statement that damages someone’s reputation

List of commonly confused homonyms (words that are spelled similarly but have very different definitions):

ade: fruit beverage
aid: to assist
aide: an assistant
altar: raised center of worship
alter: to change
arc: portion of a circle
ark: vessel
ascent: the climb
assent: to agree
boar: wild pig
boor: a person with rude, clumsy manners and little refinement
bore: not interesting
breach: to break through
breech: lower/rear portion
canvas: rough cloth
canvass: to examine thoroughly
carat: unit of weight for precious stones
caret: proofreader’s insertion mark
carrot: vegetable
karat: 1/24 part of otherwise pure gold
forego: to precede
forgo: to abstain from
heroin: narcotic
heroine: female hero
lightening: removing weight or darkness
lightning: static electricity from the sky
palate: taste
pallet: a platform for transporting goods; bed
palette: a selection of paint
pincer: clawlike gripping action
pincher: one who pinches
pinscher: terrier
vain: worthless, conceited
vane: flat device that moves with the air
vein: blood vessel
vial: narrow glass container
vile: despicable
viol: stringed instrument
yoke: oxen harness
yolk: yellow center of an egg

There will be a test tomorrow. JKJ

Words that inspire

2011-08-26T22:14:00.002-06:00

The entire text of Martin Luther King Jr.'s

"I have a Dream" speech:

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we've come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's children.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.

We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.

We cannot turn back.

There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self-hood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating: "For Whites Only." We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until "justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream."¹

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest -- quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."²

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning:

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.
Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.
Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.
Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.
From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

Exquisite!

2011-08-24T01:29:00.000-06:00

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2011-08-23T17:42:00.000-06:00

250 words (or less)

What can you do with 250 words, besides eat them? At a recent fiction workshop we were given assignments to develop specific settings, characters, and dialogues, each with a 250 word limit. Some students waxed eloquent and wrote pages and pages of masterful prose, but the instructor stopped reading at 250 words. Her point: cut, edit, and make every word count.

A few words can pack quite a wallop. Some succinct examples:

The Gettysburg Address was 367 words in length. Reporters hardly had time to settle in their camp chairs and fumble with pad and pen before it was over. Yet it is regarded as one of the most moving speeches ever written.

This moving passage from Lincoln’s Second Inaugural Address has 74 words: With malice toward none; with charity for all; with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in; to bind up the nation’s wounds; to care for him who shall have borne the battle, and for his widow, and his orphan- to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace, among ourselves, and with all nations.

The Preamble to the Constitution was accomplished in 52 words: We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the united states of America.

Powerful emotion is contained in this line from Martin Luther King’s famous speech, captured in 34 words: I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

Nephi’s introduction to the Book of Mormon is 95 words long: I, Nephi, having been born of goodly parents, therefore I was taught somewhat in all the learning of my father; and having seen many afflictions in the course of my days, nevertheless, having been highly favored of the Lord in all my days; yea, having had a great knowledge of the goodness and the mysteries of God, therefore I make a record of my proceedings in my days.

Every night during the weeklong workshop I spent hours over my 250 word assignments, learning to eliminate redundancy, wordiness, and unnecessary adjectives and adverbs. What was left was clean, uncluttered, and to the point.

Shakespeare sums it up in six words: Brevity is the soul of wit.

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